Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Read also:

• Do you agree with Kamala Harris that Donald Trump is dangerous?
• Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
• Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress
• Have you ever been forced to dress like a girl?
• What was your most embarrassing wardrobe malfunction in public?
• Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?
• Is there a type of function where every point has exactly one tangent line passing through it? If yes, what is this type of function called?
• Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
• Which fish tastes good for South Indian curries?
• If the Red Pill is supposed to be so bad, why are so many young men buying into it? What about Red Pill makes it appealing to them?
• Republican Trump is a billionaire, president, won't be held accountable for multiple felonies, and pretty much has whatever he wants. So why is he always whining and crying about stupid, pointless stuff? Is he incapable of happiness?